Christmas 06

It's that time of the year again,
when snows fall and carols sung.

In a nice, cozy white season.


Merry Christmas to all of you :)


From Mr. Goober

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

Weather Forecast

I was eating at the market, having a nice hot
meal of char kueh and guess what?

The freaking storm came back!

Then it shot the feeble brained me. Yeap, this is how it all happened :


Last week, a baby went berserk.


..and spanked his white puppy.


A loud howl created an impact to the clouds.


and shifted positives into negatives, vice versa!


causing lightning to strike onto earth,
changing the weather instantly!


Then a sudden gush of wind blew.


and gave out strong air from beneath.


WHOOOOOOSH!
Causing waters from the earth rocketing sky high!


babies started crying.


people started running.


MORE babies started crying.


and of course, more of them started running.


..while some were already flying.


UNTIL..


the mountains peed, in all its glory.


The world as we know, is already in chaos.
almost every region is affected by this deadly storm and


hey how did THAT get in there!?



The whole place blew as
commanded by the deadly winds of whales.


people will all gather once more in unity.


America will lower their flags.


..and we'll all live in tents at the end.




needless to say, I didn't finish my char kueh and quickly ran home.

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

zOmg, hOT RainY Day

The weather's been playing my mind for the past few days!

Care to describe?! Well it's hot.

No, no wait it's cold, so cold it rained cats and dogs,
a horde of cats and dogs!


Doh!


Since there's just gonna be more unpredictable weather ahead,
I've decided to enjoy my self at the beach.


ah, grains of sand.


with the classic mix, "I don't know how many leaves I have left".
They're all in the beach.


..perhaps "rockin' in the beach" too eh?


okay okay, it's -not- a real beach to you anyways.

But dang, it -is- to me!




so don't go around sweeping them away puh-leazzzz!

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

Dream Web : Stories of the Loom

Tired of silly gabbles and weird sense of humour?!


Maybe it's time to take a look at stories that I've dreamt;
All chronicles of dreams that existed from within
my mind; past, present images that haunts
or brings me joy..

..with essence of myth and cryptic messages.

Ladies and gentlemen - welcome my sister blog -


Dream Web : Stories of the Loom


Enjoy, See you there~!

p/s: only for those who loves to read stories.
The rest, hop on in with Mr. Goober's silly gabbles!

junk food attack : Shoyue Mi

latest update : yellow naked turtle spotted in Watson!!! WOOOOH!!~!!!


Another short post~!? Yeah!

See, I've been really, really busy trying to be lazy.



So whats going on?? Well, today I was given a chance to have a taste
on one of these..


Shoyue Mi - sounds like some japanese pornstar model.
Yes....

Google it up and you'll probably see bunch of naked yellow turtles.
..if you're into that kinda thing..you know..I won't tell, promise. Dot.


That aside, this is one helluva cool keropok I've ever eaten!! So
cool I had to blog about it, ditto~!


First things first.


It's actually a Snek Ku branded junk food, the one
that packs all those stick-like keropoks, with green peas and flat shaped
IDE cables for consumption.


See, don't they look like IDE cables for your hard disks? Oh my, I'm
getting a little technical.


Now for the most important part..how did it taste?

Wellll..remember mamee junk foods? the one with its pack of
powdered msgSSS ?


Well, it tastes much lighther, not too oily, and none too salty.
Probably because soya beans were used instead of potatoes or corns.

A balanced taste that'll make you want more!


Note : fire from mouth only applies when consumed by a naked yellow turtle.

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

sands falling~~ The Game!

Just a little quick one.
I saw this cool applet that oughtta be shared;

ladies and gentlemen,
sand art meets technology ---

The Falling Sand 'Game'

(click on the picture to play it)

Now you finally don't have to worry about being dirty ;)

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

indonesian food : Gamelan

Finally I had a chance to visit one of those
real Indonesian food cafe done by real Indonesians!


Known as the "Gamelan" which I have no idea how it's
pronounced, presumably -Ga- -Ma- -Lan-;
But I'll stick with "Game" - "Local Area Network" for now until
some indonesian readers beat the crap out of me.



It had a very calming atmosphere, built with the
concept of 'nature'; you could see it all - wood,
green leaves, gentle orange lights, heck,
they even had wooden poles that look like tree branches!

Just beside where I sat.

I tried connecting my vine to its bamboo shoots
but to no avail; it wasn't giving me any sign
of pulse. Sob, sob.



There was an angle I SO wanted to take but
it kept being messed up. What's up with that
light, divine intervention!?





Woo I must've been yabbering too much about its
atmosphere, so what about the food?!

If someone tells you not to judge a book by
its cover, well let me tell you one thing -
it cannot be applied to rice!

This sharp looking rice is so full of it
you'd start wondering how jammed they felt next to each other.
Suffice to say I couldn't finish them - AT ALL.



I can't remember the name for this one.
".. .. .. " was all I remember. Roughly translated -
butter squids :P

nice, soft texture, a little salty at the end.

Finally, "Gado-Gado" is composed of
tofu, emping (like keropok), vegetables - all
topped with *BEEP* sauce.

huh? All topped with *BEEP*, *BEEP* sauce.

hey...

what happened?! I can't seem to say the word??!

okay let me try one more time in a slower motion...



allllllllll-----toooooopped---withhhh *Be*--- *PEANUT* ----*ep* --- sauuuce.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

The coming of joyful season~

Woohoo!
It's almost that time of the year again;
The season of snow, showering gentle dots
sweetly resting unto us.

It's my favourite season of the year, but too bad there ain't gonna
be snows falling down here anytime sooner.

Last time I checked, the best you could get in Malaysia are sharp
blades of rain poking and SLASHING people up, leaving a puddle of
blood and GORE..oh, OHHHH..

.....well okay, just some iced rain people would use for their ice kacang..yeahhh maybe.


So, went a little walking in the toys shop and got myself surprised with boxes of - "Call of Duty"

Incase you didn't know, it's a pc game where u carry guns around like a retarded soldier and whack the hell outta those polygon characters.

Below that poor dude lies a remote control, yeah, for the first time ever you get to control humanoids with just two AA batteries! (does this beat paying more than 20k for a marriage!? *lol*)

Needless to say, there were quite authentic, in a plasticky kinda way.













Warning : Nerdy Computer Joke below.




















Don't know what's a 3D card? mail goobergabbles@gmail.com with subject "HELP! Need to know 3D!"




Just as I was about to leave, I overheard one of them talking :





























.. NOW I finally remembered why I gave up on toys!

Well, I'm so looking forward to christmas;

and you ?

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

was ist dis??

life's getting a little bit boring these days,
every now and then, you'd feel as if the world's just repeating itself
all over again as it spins.

Oh well, since I'm bored, I'd decided to fill in the wholeness of
boredom by making boring more boring..YAWWWwwn.

See, These days I'd been sticking near my desk, riddling on this!


Yeah I've been staring at this strange metal object for days now in my office and I STILL CAN"T make a comprehensive conclusion about its existence. What in the world is it?????

Musical Night

A young night of classical sonata,

Within a great palace of orchestra.



This is what I want to show you tonight,

the deep meaning of poems and stories

that were written to be part of the legends.



A legend of wordless chronicle,

told only in a night of classical music.

The Night of Classic



(all 13 tracks, 75 minutes of madness are recorded!)

yeap yeap yeap!! I've got em all recorded in um..
very low quality but hey, it's free piracy!! woohoo!


So what else was interesting besides the soothing music the cool band played??

Well..

The whole room wasn't really a big one,
but they sure got nice colors all over.

This walkway has got to be the most cleanest carpet I've ever seen!

And I wasn't even paid to say that, double woohoo!

YEAP.

I've just got to show you this.

Call me a sucker for bright colors but ceilings with glowing L.E.Ds that changes colors?!

LED, Count me in!



They've also got this blue and white laser beams beaming towards the door, which gives a nice aura of cleanness. YEAP.

But I had a conspiracy theory;

Look at all the previous pictures.
Why are they all pointing towards
the big door behind the band?


Why, to commemorate the very old knock knock joke of course!

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober