Thursday, August 31, 2006

mein Garten (Garden)

The songs of our flying creatures being carried by the winds; breezing into the faces of the earth - surely made a start of a great day!

So the next time you thought these greenies are just some background in the midst of your already-occupied life, pull the brakes, and come see its beauties manifest.

It certainly made me a freshier peanut. Oh, and don't start talking about chewing roasted peanuts while you're at it!

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Room 205 - The Revelation

Oh my, we finally have a room for less than RM60 per night. Splendid.
Time to unpack, have a seat, and start talking romantic.

une beauté, sight to behold;
with rows of wonderfully lit atmosphere and tip top shaped furnitures.
And no, you don't sleep on those chairs thank you.

Now what's a nice room without the servings? Let's take a look at what;

..has to offer. Cool menu no? ich liebe dieses Menü!

Scrumptious ala Chicken Cutlet with no-bones meat and fries, served with amazing fruit salad, and a home-made tar-tar sauce.


You've got to be kidding me. IT didn't taste too good! Those poor chickens must've been choked with bread crumbs before they knew their fate would be revealed in a microwave! Uh, bad taste on the skins, and fruits proved to be not too fresh for my liking. I'd give it a 75%.

Ah, classics - de Chicken Terraki is without doubt well presented. Chickens filled terraki sauce, pilled on top of mash potatos with fried mushrooms bloomed like peacocks around it.

Unforetunately that's about all it can offer. Aside from a usual terraki sauce and plain 'ol mashed potatoes, these mushrooms are deadly; You will gain the knowledge of "beauty is but only skin deep" instantly!

Oysters on ice??

It's not everyday you get to chew on these babies! (unless you don't mind getting hepatitis)

Freshly taken out from..must've been the aquarium! My goober senses tells me it had a funny fish-tank smell as you chew on it. I wonder if they've farted? ..Nah.

Recommended? You don't get much of these over here! Just remember to bring those breath mints you've been putting on your racks for months.

Burp. Ok I'm done. Now, where are all those cool luxurious beds with dimmed lights and free shower soaps?

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

Sunday, August 27, 2006

ich bin geboren?? (an introduction)

A silent night, far at the corner of the streets, away from the busy hum of traffics...

It was a nightingale's dream; the talent of music, with all beauties dancing in the rhythm of the night, as the lonely leafs slowly unite in a caressing manner.

A sudden gush of wind blew, and the black skies gave out a ray of light - radiating onto the smoothen ground. A dark, shadowy figure facing down the floor arises, and became clearer as its eyes slowly meets ours. Its steps then reveals itself as it moves closer..

"Lights up!" -- *ticked*. "Music!" -- *jazz music*. ~~

Bonjour~!! *dances* the tap dance. Everyone feeeling great today?? Gloomy, wimmy or just plain ducky; but don't worry, life's more than just peanuts in their pods! Say, at least YOU get to choose what kind of nuts!

Now why would I say that? Because I'm a peanut! Call me Mr. Goober, and let us all go home.

Hey wait! A silly name? Well I'm sure you wouldn't think "Mr. Arachis Hypogaea" is easier to remember.

*Continues to dance* and Wow, thanks for reading my very first "Pod Post". Let's hope for some wacky fun in the days to come shall we?

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober