Monday, April 14, 2008

Unscientific Ways To Cure Hiccups

So I entered my class today *HIC*CUPPED out loud in a sudden, smiled and quickly dashed to my seat hoping it would end.

But it turned out like this :

I proceeded to hiccup none stop.

Then people started laughing like this


Then they laughed out loud shaking their heads in motion


IT was so bad they eventually changed into this :


SO..I came back home thinking ---- How in the world can you cure hiccups?

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me present you bunch of reliable solutions I found as part of my thesis that was conducted over the years.

NOTE: As this is experimental, I hold no responsibility in making you pregnant....uhh to which I meant the importance of keeping yourself clean with top tips from experts that you can trust and rely on.

So are the Top 10 Ways To Troubleshoot Your Lungs :

10. Drink more.

9. Burp out loud. Real, loud.

8. Shock yourself.

7. Shock some monkeys.

6. Be damn shocked yourself.

(tips : try juggling with other words such as
to make it even more shocking)

5. Read statistics.

4. Attend a google conference to seek help.

3. Open mouth wide, facing the direction of bird poo. (only works on birds)

2. Jump off a plane.

And the best advice of them all goes TO..

*(drum rolls)*

Pour fresh milk into your head.

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

My Mini City - Mr.Goober's that is!

- - -- --------- *broke out from silence* -----

omg omgomg omg OMG OMG!!!!

Will you take a LOOK AT THESE!!!

Come come come come!!

My very own city in Mexico and It'sss so cute!!

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

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