Goober Secrets : The Color Code 6 Tag

I was assigned a mission.

A mission to save the world for all goobermanity

against Dr. Chen's Infamous Color Tag Attack.

A deeply treasured friendship gone bad;

as the mask of eternity slipped;

...prompting Rivalry with only three acts;

The Pledge.

The Turn.

and The Prestige.

Coming soon to the nearest cinema near you.

(kampungs not included)

These highly secretive gadgets have been selected to proceed in the mission.


Codename : Gooberang
Strength : Strong
Weight : Light

Usage : Takes bearer out of boredom when idle. Serves also as a boomerang for noisy targets.

Requires : Batteries. Real, batteries.








Codename : Smoking Jungle Bears
Strength : Weird
Weight : Ultra light, like tissues

Usage : Ejects smokes when ripped apart, causing enemy feeling the need for tissues.

Requires : Smoke in tissue packs.

Note : 10 packs of smoking jungle bears from 1997's smoke bank still exist.

Codename : Glow 'O Cloak
Strength : Weak
Weight : Light

Usage : It glows vividly and sings "Please get rid of me tomorrow" each day when sitting near it.

Requires : Laziness to get rid of something attitude.







Codename : The Green Leopard
Strength : Cheap plastic
Weight : Light

Usage : Opens a portal for Mr. Goober and his friends to alter the blogging community. Serves also as a balloon popper.

Requires : An artist with two nuts or balloons.












Codename : Scenic Brush
Strength : Unbreakable
Weight : Portable

Usage : Gives bearer the ability to present a sweet smile. When left behind, a scenic aura of beauty would appear.

..especially when near Kleenex's tissue box.

Requires : A Kleenex's tissue box and some tooths.





Codename : The CEO
Strength : Rubbery
Weight : Throwable

Usage : Throwing The CEO on any wall and ceilings will emit a large "SPLAT" sound, causing enemy to faint in horror, however releases extra joy to thrower.

Requires : A frustrated employee. Daily rinsing.

Note : Always gets itself into sticky situation. Avoid it at all cost.

Briefing completed.

This pod post will self destruct in 60 seconds.

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober