before N after TAG

Okay pinky piglet o' One! Here's my homework of the day>>>

1. Before this tag I thought I could delay
it a little longer, BUT AFTER I FOUND OUT 2 MORE INCOMING TAGS,
I decided to get my lazy ass pumping!

2. I was thinking about resigning from blogging since
I'd put too much effort on it, but after thinking for a moment
Nah, maybe a little while longer.

3. Before I slept, I felt sleepy. After I slept,
I still felt sleepy. ZZzzz...h-huh? Oh.

4. Before doing the tag, I knew I was going to have trouble
talking about it since it's such a uhhh..ahh.. taggy tag.
After I started, I realise I only have to key in 1 more point.
Ok let's move onnnn...

5. Hi everyone :) Before reading this, I'd like to say,
before comes before after, or before comes after before?
After reading this, we might conclude that after comes
before after, but comes after before, and thus - before
comes after after.

HurrrraY!!!! Now..let me tag few of the victims *snickers*

CONTESTANTS, YOU ARE :

_butt ~!!!
Chen~!!
Zeroimpact~!!

p/s : um..how to play, according to pinky piglet O' One's example is list 5 points of before and after??


With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober