stomaco dell'animale (animal stomach)

Today's gabbles :

"I got swallowed by an animal."


"..gee, might as well digest something before getting assimilated I guess."



"So I was there, with both arms crossed, thinking about what to eat. "

"Yeah, that's me alright.
Photo proven."

"Then it occured. Some weird marshmallow man gave me this piece of what they call, das Menü. "

"..Sure got me confused there. See, there were too many similiar RM on the menu,
and I didn't know what to choose. Should I go for RM 12.90, or RM13.90? Perhaps RM9.90 is more edible?"

"Without thinking too much, I went for RM14.90 and told the marshmellow man;"

"I'd like to order RM14.90, which'll cost me a cheesy chicken chop."

"..Sir, you're confused. See, we sell the chickens, you pay the RM."

"It was too obvious he wasn't gramatically correct, so not wanting to embarass him, I held my breath until he left."

* Poof *

This was the only reason why I'd waste my time blogging about this whole lame post.

The Cheesy Chicken Chop, is truly, smackaroory!! Slurp, woop, smack!!

Carefully grilled with cheese splatted all over it, and uh..little fries and insulted long beans, I mean, salted long beans, it truly tasted beyond an elephant's stomach.

I don't know. They weren't too generous on the fries and beans don't cha think?

Well, What do we have for drink?

The American Breakfast,
as weird as it sounds, is actually just a tea.

Comes with one pack of tasteless sugar, and another pack of pirated sugar, which is tasteless as well.

The milk was a compliment, since it was tasteless too.

Oh, the photo doesn't say anything, but it was actually very big, so big it could be used as a hat - literally.

Question :

Okay, who in their right mind would eat a chicken chop with a tea?

Answer :
"Well, why do you think I'm still alive?"

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober