Saturday, January 26, 2008

Burger Wars - Chicago 7

While everyone's been busy jumping from one Boulevard to the Spring and back from the Spring to one Boulevard,

Somewhere hidden far, far away from the galaxy..



There is unrest in the Galactic Senate.

Several hundred solar systems have declared
their intentions to leave the Republic.

This separatist movement, under the leadership of Count
Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi
Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to
the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of
creating an Army of the Republic to assist the overwhelmed
Jedi...

But her ignorance to understand the prawns behind the real situation
has defiled all future galaxies with new armies of Clones
that could be mutated with more of each other mindlessly.

They soon traveled across stars.

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Meanwhile, back on a galaxy known as Earth.


A newly opened franchise named Chicago 7 appeared out of no where.

They belong to the confederation that sought all out to continue
the era of a zombified nation.


Serving innocent humanoids
with empty plates to keep them alive.


Well..

..serving what LOOKED like empty plates that is.



Upon opening these deadly cloned burgers
that were long condemned to death..


..they started speaking Chinese.



Compared to what was promised unto them :

"For this very day, you shall be blessed with enormous rations, starting with Bar-BQ Cow & Chunky Fries and many others that bring joy and love to all mankind." - Blasphemy 1 : 3

"...and for unto them, it shall all be RM 5.90 " - MoreBlasphemy 2 : 5


Innocent lives were at risks, prophesies foretold never came true,
and to top it off --


They served number of drinks with these paper cups,

all with oceanic images.



The problem is?





Needless to say, humanity will never look at Chicago 7
the same again.


They've made a pact to make a comeback.


..... TO ANOTHER PLACE !





"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

11 buzzes!:

angeles said...

Hahahahahahahaha..... "to understand the prawns behind the real situation" hahahahaha!! OMG!! SO farnie!

But then, poor cow...

Kopi Soh said...

Peanut boy u never fail to crack me up......

kyh said...

oooohhhhhh

*hungwee*

Mr. Goober said...

angel you could say that again. Those cows had to think twice about dying cause they didn't know whether they'll make good cow burgers in their afterlife.

thanks kopi soh :P i just like to have fun with weird stories..i think..muahahaha

hey kyh long time no see! you sure you get hungry seeing those unattractive pictures?!

_butt said...

paper cups with oceanic images LOL

zeroimpact said...

I'm not getting this...
But the again, the burger does not look like a burger at all

kyh said...

really hungwee leh! ok, i just had my cheese nan. :P

Uncle Lim said...

the burger is pale. is he sick ?

papercrazy said...

hoi! Why pull in the Holy Papa???

Mr. Goober said...

butt, they do look cheesy ain't it?

zero, they suck. They really do. :{

aehehehe kyh those wouldn't make you full. I mean look at it, even maggie mee looks better.

lim, couldn't have put it the better way. He needs some more meat lovin ;P

Mr. Goober said...

well papercrazy, i accidentally found him while looking for some pic to bash with :P