Unscientific Ways To Cure Hiccups

So I entered my class today *HIC*CUPPED out loud in a sudden, smiled and quickly dashed to my seat hoping it would end.

But it turned out like this :

I proceeded to hiccup none stop.
*hic*

Then people started laughing like this

kehehahaha



Then they laughed out loud shaking their heads in motion

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha





IT was so bad they eventually changed into this :






(ngiihoorr-nggiiihoor)

SO..I came back home thinking ---- How in the world can you cure hiccups?


Ladies and Gentlemen, let me present you bunch of reliable solutions I found as part of my thesis that was conducted over the years.

NOTE: As this is experimental, I hold no responsibility in making you pregnant....uhh to which I meant the importance of keeping yourself clean with top tips from experts that you can trust and rely on.


So now....here are the Top 10 Ways To Troubleshoot Your Lungs :


10. Drink more.




9. Burp out loud. Real, loud.




8. Shock yourself.




7. Shock some monkeys.




6. Be damn shocked yourself.

(tips : try juggling with other words such as
ZOMG, OWNED, F*KING AW3S0M3
to make it even more shocking)

5. Read statistics.




4. Attend a google conference to seek help.




3. Open mouth wide, facing the direction of bird poo. (only works on birds)




2. Jump off a plane.

And the best advice of them all goes TO..




*(drum rolls)*

1.

Pour fresh milk into your head.

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

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