Monday, April 14, 2008

Unscientific Ways To Cure Hiccups

So I entered my class today *HIC*CUPPED out loud in a sudden, smiled and quickly dashed to my seat hoping it would end.

But it turned out like this :


I proceeded to hiccup none stop.
*hic*




Then people started laughing like this

kehehahaha



Then they laughed out loud shaking their heads in motion

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha





IT was so bad they eventually changed into this :






(ngiihoorr-nggiiihoor)



SO..I came back home thinking ---- How in the world can you cure hiccups?


Ladies and Gentlemen, let me present you bunch of reliable solutions I found as part of my thesis that was conducted over the years.

NOTE: As this is experimental, I hold no responsibility in making you pregnant....uhh to which I meant the importance of keeping yourself clean with top tips from experts that you can trust and rely on.


So now....here are the Top 10 Ways To Troubleshoot Your Lungs :


10. Drink more.




9. Burp out loud. Real, loud.




8. Shock yourself.




7. Shock some monkeys.




6. Be damn shocked yourself.

(tips : try juggling with other words such as
ZOMG, OWNED, F*KING AW3S0M3
to make it even more shocking)



5. Read statistics.




4. Attend a google conference to seek help.





3. Open mouth wide, facing the direction of bird poo. (only works on birds)




2. Jump off a plane.





And the best advice of them all goes TO..




*(drum rolls)*





1.
Pour fresh milk into your head.






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13 buzzes!:

_butt said...

pour fresh milk into ears???

0_0

kyh said...

erm... wont ur ears smell.... MILKY? O.O

angeles said...

hahaha! liddat oso can??? i dun understand the milk method..

i use the "hold breath for 20 secs" method. works all the time.. but dun die b4 that ya :P

Mr. Goober said...

ack! :P before i go any further..those are just bunch of jokes so don't try it!

well i usually let two of my finger tips touch each other for a while..and my hiccups would usually go :D

WA (Wellness Affair) said...

Drink water works right? Or another method that some people use is ask "Have you eaten?" and you must reply "YES". In this case, you cannot ask yourself. Get someone to ask you hehe..

Mr. Goober said...

ha..
listening to ppl ask hat can work???

or issit because the very thought of rejecting a food offer shocks that person till his hiccup is gone??

Redsponge said...

i already told pink cotton to pull ur hair next time when u hiccup 'x'

Mr. Goober said...

redsponge...sob..how cruel of you :~~~(

i only have 1 hair left!

Ruiyun said...

Umm, hold your breath, telan air liur or drink some water, after that, just remember to continue breathing. You'll be fine.

Read it somewhere, can't remember but it works for me :P

Mr. Goober said...

interesting ruiyun X)

another way would be to stand upside down with both hands on the floor :D ....now did i read this from a comic book or an article..hmmm

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zeroimpact said...

You must be kidding...
*faints*

Mr. Goober said...

rite...zeroimpact..

proceed at own risk :D