der desk top tag

Gee..work's really been killing me.

Taken out most of my time, really. I can hear it now, somewhere inside my brain there's a vibrating woofer going "ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US -- MUAHAHAHAHA!!"

AHHHH!!!

So before I really go kaput from blogosphere,
here's a duhhh tag from pinkcotton and kyh, I mean, printing out desktops!? Someone must be reallllly busy sitting in a corner of a dark room, hicupping nonestop right about now.

(click on picture for a larger view)

...what's next, Draw Your Own Face on Desktop Tag?!


"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

The 5 Memorable..Oh, First Time

Wahaha, here is another one of those posts caused by a tag from none other than Ah Boy the cute little sausage without buns!

In today's challenge..I'm suppose to list down 5 memorable First Time events so here we go;


1. When I got my first PC - (yawn to girls) but God..it was a snazzy 286 pc with only 16 colors and *gasp* - blazing hot speed of 10Mhz processor!! I didn't know how to use it at first..for a year I only managed to boot the comp, press number 9 or 10 for the games, and directly switch off the power once done! I was a console gamer ma ;)

2. When I first stepped into secondary school, first time wearing long pants, my uniform. I still remember that day, it was drizzling with rain, with me slowly walking into the corridor..first person I met? My crush from primary school! Oh shy me, I think I blushed like a carpet that day.

3. When I won "Best Conductor Award" during my heydays in secondary school. That was it, sitting inside the whole crowd of choral speaking competitors, suddenly hearing my name was one of the greatest moment! I couldn't believe it..sob sob!! Till this day it's still somewhere around my room ;)

4. When I met up with all my primary school mates ..5 years after graduation, I was in form 4. That was the sweetest moment, imagine everyone so different after those silly years..of coz I'm talking about how beautiful the girls have become, and how keng the guys have changed into..whew, and to have found my best bud I've lost since the day I left primary school! Ah...I wish I had a handphone at that time so we all could keep in touch still.

5. And finally.....when I received my first salary! When people were still young they used to see their parents go poking out monies from those robotic atm machines that seemed to yak until you pull their tongue out. Now, you'll have a totally different feel when it's from you yourself..... for those who can't wait to feel it right this instance, smash your filthy little piggy bank and rob her off her cutesy face!! MUAHAhahahahaa!!


i'm tagging butt!!
and also, fatty poh's kopi tiam is now under the curse of this tag!


"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

FIVE things you didnt know

wooo here we go, a tag from _butt~!


1. I don't really fancy munching peanuts ;)

2. I kept changing my fresh posts, especially the first 2 days. Dynamic blog mah!

3. I used to be able to read chinese characters, until i stopped installing chinese plugin extensions for my web browser. Gotcha!

4. I used to be able to read japanese characters, until i stopped installing....oops!!

5. I have very weird dreams, like, VERY. Wanna have a look? then try DreamWeb : Stories of the Loom.



"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

Goober Secrets : The Color Code 6 Tag

I was assigned a mission.

A mission to save the world for all goobermanity

against Dr. Chen's Infamous Color Tag Attack.

A deeply treasured friendship gone bad;

as the mask of eternity slipped;

...prompting Rivalry with only three acts;

The Pledge.

The Turn.

and The Prestige.

Coming soon to the nearest cinema near you.

(kampungs not included)

These highly secretive gadgets have been selected to proceed in the mission.


Codename : Gooberang
Strength : Strong
Weight : Light

Usage : Takes bearer out of boredom when idle. Serves also as a boomerang for noisy targets.

Requires : Batteries. Real, batteries.








Codename : Smoking Jungle Bears
Strength : Weird
Weight : Ultra light, like tissues

Usage : Ejects smokes when ripped apart, causing enemy feeling the need for tissues.

Requires : Smoke in tissue packs.

Note : 10 packs of smoking jungle bears from 1997's smoke bank still exist.

Codename : Glow 'O Cloak
Strength : Weak
Weight : Light

Usage : It glows vividly and sings "Please get rid of me tomorrow" each day when sitting near it.

Requires : Laziness to get rid of something attitude.







Codename : The Green Leopard
Strength : Cheap plastic
Weight : Light

Usage : Opens a portal for Mr. Goober and his friends to alter the blogging community. Serves also as a balloon popper.

Requires : An artist with two nuts or balloons.












Codename : Scenic Brush
Strength : Unbreakable
Weight : Portable

Usage : Gives bearer the ability to present a sweet smile. When left behind, a scenic aura of beauty would appear.

..especially when near Kleenex's tissue box.

Requires : A Kleenex's tissue box and some tooths.





Codename : The CEO
Strength : Rubbery
Weight : Throwable

Usage : Throwing The CEO on any wall and ceilings will emit a large "SPLAT" sound, causing enemy to faint in horror, however releases extra joy to thrower.

Requires : A frustrated employee. Daily rinsing.

Note : Always gets itself into sticky situation. Avoid it at all cost.

Briefing completed.

This pod post will self destruct in 60 seconds.

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

before N after TAG

Okay pinky piglet o' One! Here's my homework of the day>>>

1. Before this tag I thought I could delay
it a little longer, BUT AFTER I FOUND OUT 2 MORE INCOMING TAGS,
I decided to get my lazy ass pumping!

2. I was thinking about resigning from blogging since
I'd put too much effort on it, but after thinking for a moment
Nah, maybe a little while longer.

3. Before I slept, I felt sleepy. After I slept,
I still felt sleepy. ZZzzz...h-huh? Oh.

4. Before doing the tag, I knew I was going to have trouble
talking about it since it's such a uhhh..ahh.. taggy tag.
After I started, I realise I only have to key in 1 more point.
Ok let's move onnnn...

5. Hi everyone :) Before reading this, I'd like to say,
before comes before after, or before comes after before?
After reading this, we might conclude that after comes
before after, but comes after before, and thus - before
comes after after.

HurrrraY!!!! Now..let me tag few of the victims *snickers*

CONTESTANTS, YOU ARE :

_butt ~!!!
Chen~!!
Zeroimpact~!!

p/s : um..how to play, according to pinky piglet O' One's example is list 5 points of before and after??


With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

Nine WEird Tag~!

Okay, finally done my homework!
Was tagged by _butt and redsponge!

Nine Weird Points :

1. Split Personality
2. Sarcastic Between The Lines

3. No Multitasking Ability
4. Toilet Freak
5. New Found Love - Blogging For Hours
6. Happy Past Collector
7. The Forgotten Past
8. An Old Shirt
9. Unripened Banana


1. Split Personality

When one talks about being weird, yeah this comes up :)

I have obvious split personality. I do enjoy being lame and comical
most of the time, but when I'm serious, I'm DEAD serious. Especially
when I'm working on something.

Don't play play people, Mr.Goober is eine gemini!

(top)

2. Sarcastic Between The Lines

I can be weirdly sarcastic.

This means, I crack sarcastic jokes even when I'm looking stern.

I also find it funny for people who can read between the lines,
instead of having them stare back at you like a drug addict.

...or maybe they really were, drug addicts??

(top)

3. No Multitasking Ability

I can't focus on anything when I'm doing one thing.
Try talking and yakking to me while I'm working, you'll only hear
me "uh huh.." monotonously.

So need a listening ear? Talk to me while I'm doing something;
like plucking grapes from the vineyard! Nyahaha!

(top)

4. Toilet Freak

It's guaranteed that I've visited almost all of the toilets in
every places I've been to. Well, serious!

Lousy toilets? Mediocre or those with prestigious status?!
Even your house! I can remember all of them like a nut in my pod.

Now if you'd ever need any toilet reviewers, you know who to call!

(top)

5. New found love - Blogging for hours

Hello Ripley, Believe it or not,

I spent an average of more than 3 hours per post goddamnit!

I look at every corner of the contents, the length, the space,
the graphics, the wordings, the insults and the jokes. You name it,
I'll kiss it!

*shivers with tears* So be appreciative now, sob!

(top)

6. Happy Past Collector

I haven't found anyone who does this, but heck, all the old stuffs
that reminiscent the good ol'days - I WANT THEM!

See, I love old games, old programs, old magazines, old toys, old gadgets that are all working. I never loved how technology progressed and spoilt every good ol' things that were made to be simple and entertaining.

(top)

7. The Forgotten Past

The 9 weird tags got me thinking.

The weirdest part of my life is that I can't really remember what
happened during my secondary school life about this;

See, I've had pen pals and phone pals that I never knew who they were, but
I could yak for hours and hours on the phone like a grandma.

If you'd ask me to do this all over again, I highly doubt I can.
What happened? Lost my mojo?!

(top)

8. An Old Shirt

I still keep a shirt that is 9 years old, unwashed.

You see, I didn't know how to operate a washer machine until 9 years later...

YEAH RIGHT. It's actually a memorable shirt that has signatures drawn
all over it during my visit to another country through a youth club.

(top)

9. Unripened Banana

I keep wanting to learn chinese, both read and write!

Surprise surprise..I actually studied chinese for more than 8 whooping years!
And what's left in my brain are little chinese characters hovering around..

Regretted ever since. But have no fear, Goober shall learn chinese very soon!

Lesson one : Art of Chopsticks!

(top)

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

Rack Tag

* Tick *


Uh.. it was getting a little too dark.

So why am I showing you my rack? I'll tell you why.

I WAS ACTUALLY TAGGED BY REDSPONGE
to yak all about my rack!!
Yes, you can see her rack,
it's all in here.



Thanks for watching.
It's been a hard work taking those pictures...


director :

Mr. Goober


cast :

Puppy Watson - Puppy Watson
Gameboy Micro - Rectangle Friend
Ericsson - Old Mate
Sony Ericsson - New Photo Mate
Nokia - Knock a Kia




in loving memory of Tim who lost his nuts

THE END

Ouch.

My bad, I rolled the wrong credits.

Okay, let's quickly take a look through what goodies lie beneath this square rack shall we?

Um..

I have a plaster inside my rack, the one, and only, plasta.

It's a cute, animal brand but tested safe for human usage.

What's so special about it? Well, I once broke a whole bottle of Yomeshu drug and sharp pieces of glass exploded right into my poor toes, and these saved them! (Uh..wait, since when do I have toes again?)

Had to use these friends for many days, That's why theres only one left. The one, and only, plasta.



Hmm..

Okay,

BORING STUFFS, I CHOOSE YOU!

See that grey-like entangled thingy in the middle on the right? It's an earphone, and he's having a bad stress right now, look at how he crosses his arms! So - we better not bother him.

What about that blue plastic like box with octopusy arms? They're actually catridge readers and writers for mein ultimate machine...

My Rectangle Friend,
The Gameboy Advance Micro!

(Warning : Girls might get bored with this section. Please chew some gingseng sweets)

Yeap, something a goober cannot live without - a diminutive gadget that has enough power to play all your memorable 8-bit tv games as well as its own wide array of 32-bit games, all in the palm of your hands, Literally.

So what else do we have in there?

Oh.. the crime scene I've been avoiding..

Well you see few years ago
Puppy Watson got murdered while asleep, killed by the weight of the Ericsson phone I once used.

I accidentally shook the rack really, I swear it wasn't done on purpose!

Now, let me reveal to you my eyes..



Yup, they're my eyes alright. Not that Knock A Kia 3120,
but Sony Ericsson K800.
They're my current favourites,
And they take all the photos found in this blog :)


Hey, whazzad thing near there?!


do we see a Hidden Mickey ??
Let's rewind.... NOT!

Gosh, I'd better get some more honey before he gets mine!

p/s: does anyone of you realise all of the pictures look the same? remind me not to blog like this ever again. Doh!

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober