Burger Wars - Chicago 7

While everyone's been busy jumping from one Boulevard to the Spring and back from the Spring to one Boulevard,

Somewhere hidden far, far away from the galaxy..

There is unrest in the Galactic Senate.

Several hundred solar systems have declared
their intentions to leave the Republic.

This separatist movement, under the leadership of Count
Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi
Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to
the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of
creating an Army of the Republic to assist the overwhelmed
Jedi...

But her ignorance to understand the prawns behind the real situation
has defiled all future galaxies with new armies of Clones
that could be mutated with more of each other mindlessly.

They soon traveled across stars.

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Meanwhile, back on a galaxy known as Earth.


A newly opened franchise named Chicago 7 appeared out of no where.

They belong to the confederation that sought all out to continue
the era of a zombified nation.

Serving innocent humanoids
with empty plates to keep them alive.


Well..

..serving what LOOKED like empty plates that is.



Upon opening these deadly cloned burgers
that were long condemned to death..


..they started speaking Chinese.

Compared to what was promised unto them :

"For this very day, you shall be blessed with enormous rations, starting with Bar-BQ Cow & Chunky Fries and many others that bring joy and love to all mankind." - Blasphemy 1 : 3

"...and for unto them, it shall all be RM 5.90 " - MoreBlasphemy 2 : 5

Innocent lives were at risks, prophesies foretold never came true,
and to top it off --


They served number of drinks with these paper cups,

all with oceanic images.



The problem is?





Needless to say, humanity will never look at Chicago 7
the same again.


They've made a pact to make a comeback.


..... TO ANOTHER PLACE !

"The peanut that yaks." - Mr.Goober

Now bearer of loom, weaver of dreams;
Come visit me also in Dream Web.

junk food attack : Shoyue Mi

latest update : yellow naked turtle spotted in Watson!!! WOOOOH!!~!!!


Another short post~!? Yeah!

See, I've been really, really busy trying to be lazy.



So whats going on?? Well, today I was given a chance to have a taste
on one of these..


Shoyue Mi - sounds like some japanese pornstar model.
Yes....

Google it up and you'll probably see bunch of naked yellow turtles.
..if you're into that kinda thing..you know..I won't tell, promise. Dot.


That aside, this is one helluva cool keropok I've ever eaten!! So
cool I had to blog about it, ditto~!


First things first.


It's actually a Snek Ku branded junk food, the one
that packs all those stick-like keropoks, with green peas and flat shaped
IDE cables for consumption.


See, don't they look like IDE cables for your hard disks? Oh my, I'm
getting a little technical.


Now for the most important part..how did it taste?

Wellll..remember mamee junk foods? the one with its pack of
powdered msgSSS ?


Well, it tastes much lighther, not too oily, and none too salty.
Probably because soya beans were used instead of potatoes or corns.

A balanced taste that'll make you want more!


Note : fire from mouth only applies when consumed by a naked yellow turtle.

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

indonesian food : Gamelan

Finally I had a chance to visit one of those
real Indonesian food cafe done by real Indonesians!


Known as the "Gamelan" which I have no idea how it's
pronounced, presumably -Ga- -Ma- -Lan-;
But I'll stick with "Game" - "Local Area Network" for now until
some indonesian readers beat the crap out of me.



It had a very calming atmosphere, built with the
concept of 'nature'; you could see it all - wood,
green leaves, gentle orange lights, heck,
they even had wooden poles that look like tree branches!

Just beside where I sat.

I tried connecting my vine to its bamboo shoots
but to no avail; it wasn't giving me any sign
of pulse. Sob, sob.



There was an angle I SO wanted to take but
it kept being messed up. What's up with that
light, divine intervention!?





Woo I must've been yabbering too much about its
atmosphere, so what about the food?!

If someone tells you not to judge a book by
its cover, well let me tell you one thing -
it cannot be applied to rice!

This sharp looking rice is so full of it
you'd start wondering how jammed they felt next to each other.
Suffice to say I couldn't finish them - AT ALL.



I can't remember the name for this one.
".. .. .. " was all I remember. Roughly translated -
butter squids :P

nice, soft texture, a little salty at the end.

Finally, "Gado-Gado" is composed of
tofu, emping (like keropok), vegetables - all
topped with *BEEP* sauce.

huh? All topped with *BEEP*, *BEEP* sauce.

hey...

what happened?! I can't seem to say the word??!

okay let me try one more time in a slower motion...



allllllllll-----toooooopped---withhhh *Be*--- *PEANUT* ----*ep* --- sauuuce.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

stomaco dell'animale (animal stomach)

Today's gabbles :

"I got swallowed by an animal."


"..gee, might as well digest something before getting assimilated I guess."



"So I was there, with both arms crossed, thinking about what to eat. "

"Yeah, that's me alright.
Photo proven."

"Then it occured. Some weird marshmallow man gave me this piece of what they call, das Menü. "

"..Sure got me confused there. See, there were too many similiar RM on the menu,
and I didn't know what to choose. Should I go for RM 12.90, or RM13.90? Perhaps RM9.90 is more edible?"

"Without thinking too much, I went for RM14.90 and told the marshmellow man;"

"I'd like to order RM14.90, which'll cost me a cheesy chicken chop."

"..Sir, you're confused. See, we sell the chickens, you pay the RM."

"It was too obvious he wasn't gramatically correct, so not wanting to embarass him, I held my breath until he left."

* Poof *

This was the only reason why I'd waste my time blogging about this whole lame post.

The Cheesy Chicken Chop, is truly, smackaroory!! Slurp, woop, smack!!

Carefully grilled with cheese splatted all over it, and uh..little fries and insulted long beans, I mean, salted long beans, it truly tasted beyond an elephant's stomach.

I don't know. They weren't too generous on the fries and beans don't cha think?

Well, What do we have for drink?

The American Breakfast,
as weird as it sounds, is actually just a tea.

Comes with one pack of tasteless sugar, and another pack of pirated sugar, which is tasteless as well.

The milk was a compliment, since it was tasteless too.

Oh, the photo doesn't say anything, but it was actually very big, so big it could be used as a hat - literally.

Question :

Okay, who in their right mind would eat a chicken chop with a tea?

Answer :
"Well, why do you think I'm still alive?"

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

Room 205 - the short story

..it was already 7pm.
I was supposed to be at a birthday party by now.

I screamed "WAHHHHHH"

and

"..AHH!! LATE!!"

and quickly drove down to town and found myself a parking lot.

*Boop* the sound of my car door slammed right into its place.

I quickly clicked my shoes,
but suddenly the sound vanished.


There it was I, stood admiring


this nostalgic atmosphere, like a mini China.

"Beautiful ?" I asked as I resumed my walk..

..the walk towards the destination.



Entered Room 205.

We exchanged greetings with flashes, and finally took a seat.


Naturally, I proceeded to order something, it was


and thought it looked like shit. Thanks to its textures.

No, please, don't make me review it. I'm supposed to write only short
stories here.

*Oh alright* - this lamb shank tasted like duck meat. But I finished
it anyways, because I paid a hefty sum for a duck who pretended
to be a lamb before being slaughtered and served as a Lame Shank.


Grumpy me, my night brightened as we shared this wonderful plate.


The ultimate....


was truly superb for the eyes of the beholder.

Chocolate syrup topped ice creams with colorful chips,
surrounded by beautiful composition of bananas
with a tip of crispy brown wafer,

The Banana Bonkers made me went bonkers
as I kept banging my head on the table.


After the whole wonderful ordeal, I visited the washroom
and paused for a moment...stunned by this wonderful washbowl.



pretty, no?


..Finally, with a clean hand and a filled stomach, we had to call it a night.

Everyone bid farewell, exchanged flashes,
and I started walking.


I clicked my shoes,
but suddenly the sound vanished.


There it was I, stood admiring yet again



the uh.. nostalgic atmosphere, the mini inverted China.

"Beautiful ?" I asked as I resumed my walk..

..the walk towards the destination.


My car, and home.

related links :

Room 205 - The Revelation

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober

Room 205 - The Revelation

Oh my, we finally have a room for less than RM60 per night. Splendid.
Time to unpack, have a seat, and start talking romantic.

une beauté, sight to behold;
with rows of wonderfully lit atmosphere and tip top shaped furnitures.
And no, you don't sleep on those chairs thank you.

Now what's a nice room without the servings? Let's take a look at what;

..has to offer. Cool menu no? ich liebe dieses Menü!

Scrumptious ala Chicken Cutlet with no-bones meat and fries, served with amazing fruit salad, and a home-made tar-tar sauce.

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You've got to be kidding me. IT didn't taste too good! Those poor chickens must've been choked with bread crumbs before they knew their fate would be revealed in a microwave! Uh, bad taste on the skins, and fruits proved to be not too fresh for my liking. I'd give it a 75%.

Ah, classics - de Chicken Terraki is without doubt well presented. Chickens filled terraki sauce, pilled on top of mash potatos with fried mushrooms bloomed like peacocks around it.

Unforetunately that's about all it can offer. Aside from a usual terraki sauce and plain 'ol mashed potatoes, these mushrooms are deadly; You will gain the knowledge of "beauty is but only skin deep" instantly!

Oysters on ice??

It's not everyday you get to chew on these babies! (unless you don't mind getting hepatitis)

Freshly taken out from..must've been the aquarium! My goober senses tells me it had a funny fish-tank smell as you chew on it. I wonder if they've farted? ..Nah.

Recommended? You don't get much of these over here! Just remember to bring those breath mints you've been putting on your racks for months.

Burp. Ok I'm done. Now, where are all those cool luxurious beds with dimmed lights and free shower soaps?

With that, and a pat on the pod;
"Hey, it's just me!" - Mr. Goober